The Veterinarian

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"The Veterinarian"<br /><br />Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for<br />his wry humor. He surpassed himself one<br />summer day when a city dog was brought to<br />him after an encounter with a porcupine.<br /><br />After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting<br />and stitching, he returned the dog to its owner,<br />who asked what she owed.<br /><br />"Fifteen hundred dollars, Ma'am," he answered.<br /><br />"Why that's simply outrageous!" she stormed.<br />"That's what's wrong with you Maine people,<br />you're always trying to over charge summer<br />visitors. Whatever do you do in the winter,<br />when we're not being gypped here?"<br /><br />"Raise porcupines, Ma'am."

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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"Mother-in-law Burial"<br /><br />A guy goes over to his brother's house all bruised<br />and his clothes torn. His brother says, "Man,<br />where have you been?"<br /><br />"I just got back from burying my mother-in-law"<br /><br />"How did you get all bruised and your clothes torn<br />from burying your mother-in-law?"<br /><br />"Awww man, she wouldn't let me!!"

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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"The Young Braggart"<br /><br />The strong young man at the construction site<br />was bragging that he could out do anyone in a<br />feat of strength. He made a special case of<br />making fun of one of the older workman.<br /><br />After several minutes, the older worker had had<br />enough. "Why don't you put your money where<br />your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages<br />that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over<br />to that outbuilding that you won't be able to<br />wheel back."<br /><br />"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's<br />see what you got."<br /><br />The old man reached out and grabbed the<br />wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to<br />the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Invitation"<br /><br />My friends sister was to be married on short<br />notice but still wanted an elaborate wedding.<br /><br />The invitations were ready to be mailed when<br />someone noticed that there were no inserted<br />cards inviting guests to the reception.<br /><br />Undaunted, the mother of the bride typed up<br />a note, made 280 copies and enclosed one<br />with each formal invitation.<br /><br />Family and friends were surprised to read:<br /><br />"Conception immediately following the ceremony<br />in the grand Ballroom of the Holiday Inn.<br />Everyone is invited."

 

[aspeck]

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Ahh, a good cup of joe and SBN's humor, makes for a nice morning!

 

[bubbakat]

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sbn i hope you know i almost spit coffee all over my puter key board

 

[RICKRICK1]

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[Bart Sr.]

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GOOD HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!After the day I had this stuff is a real treat!!!!!