These guys wont rape again!

LubeDude

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I dont know for sure if this is for real or not, but here it is!<br /><br />Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.<br /><br />The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:<br /><br />'Those *******s will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his ***** and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.<br /><br />The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled *****, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.<br /><br />The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those *******s myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."<br /><br />So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.<br /><br />I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.<br /><br />So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. <br />Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.<br /><br />Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.
 

JB

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Re: These guys wont rape again!

Urban legend, but one heck of a good story. :D
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: These guys wont rape again!

And who knows, might have happened somewhere.<br />Should have anyway. :D
 

jinx

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Re: These guys wont rape again!

Reminds me of the old Joseph Wambaugh story about the old lady in the department store dressing room. When accosted by a male organ poking through a hole, she calmly removed a hat pin and stuck it through it. The poor dolt then could not withdraw his privates back through the hole and had to await the arrival of the police.
 

Fly Rod

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Re: These guys wont rape again!

There is only one way that a rapist won't rape again: " KILL HIM"
 

tylerin

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Re: These guys wont rape again!

There is only one way that a rapist won't rape again: " KILL HIM"
You're probably right Fly Rod but removing the guys tallywhacker is a good start ;)
 

ChrisMcLaughlin

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Re: These guys wont rape again!

Removing their "manhood" may only make them mad. Rape is about violence, not sex. I say kill them. Kill them slowly and in public.
 

jtexas

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Re: These guys wont rape again!

Hey lubedude, just noticed the "*****" in your post. Don't you know where your pen is? I know where my pen is.
 

andrewkafp

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Re: These guys wont rape again!

Well<br />I live here in Melbourne.. and they have taken all our guns away and crushed them...<br />As far a a 9mm pistol goes.. They would be as rare as hen's teeth. And it would have been all over the news.<br />Besides.. Nothing ever happens here.<br /><br /> :rolleyes:
 

POINTER94

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Re: These guys wont rape again!

I like real punishment. Not the crap we call prisons, but real punishment. All that room north of the arctic circle to make little rocks into big rocks.<br /><br />People kill themselves on purpose all the time, but none that I know of check themselves into prison. Execution just isn't enough for me. Years and years of pain and degregation, hunger and temperature extremes. You death penalty guys are just too nice in my book. :)
 

jtexas

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Re: These guys wont rape again!

Originally posted by POINTER94:<br />You death penalty guys are just too nice in my book. :)
Hey, are you criticizing the president? :)
 

gaugeguy

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Re: These guys wont rape again!

Life in a Mexican prison? Been there for 1 day and I wanted to off myself.
 

POINTER94

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quote:<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Originally posted by POINTER94:<br />You death penalty guys are just too nice in my book. <br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Hey, are you criticizing the president? <br /><br />I agree with the president; its the executioneers methods that I disagree with.... Death by bunghee........... :D
 

james082273

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Re: These guys wont rape again!

Hey Unicorn are guns banned only in the big cities or everywhere in the country?
 

bluewater19

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Re: These guys wont rape again!

I hear that ban only applies to law abiding citizens, not the criminals.
 
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