Things not to say.

[JGREGORY]

To go along with miloman's 5 rules we should make a list of things not to say to the other half if one does not wish to be moving sparky over in the doghouse.<br /><br />1. It your turn to take out the trash.<br />2. So what have you done today? (especially not good if she's been home cleaning all day and you come home from hunting and throw your muddy boots on the floor and your catch in the sink.)<br />3. NO. (You will see your life flash before your eyes.)<br />4. But dear I don't want to wash the dishes. I planned on going over to the guys house and play cards.

 

[Northern Eclipse]

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I don't think you should wear that bikini and hand me another brewski will ya

 

[fishhunter911]

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" I took out the trash, did the dishes, vacuumed the house and cut the grass!" what did you do all day besides sit on your duff at work?<br /><br />Made the mistake and did that bout 2 months ago.... man did it cost me

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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This one always gets 'em.<br />"Well, since you ain't doing nothing"<br />or<br />"Well, since you have not done anything, wash the boat"<br /><br />Either one of them 2 are worth a weeks worth of dog biscuits.

 

[wikelam]

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Try some of these and see what happens<br /><br />1. Its just a headache.<br />2. How mush did that cost?<br />3. Yes, those pants do make you look fat.

 

[bh357]

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If she asks: "Does this dress make me look fat?"<br />Don't answer: "No honey, it's not the dress."

 

[Ross J]

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My favourite - "Yes dear, your mother is ugly, and she dresses you funny".

 

[cotterman]

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what is it....that time of the month again this week????<br /><br />trust me don't say it

 

[gaugeguy]

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Here's an old favorite. Next time she asks "what's on TV?" Reply with "dust". Doghouseville-guaranteed.

 

[mellowyellow]

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have I seen your brand new towels? yes, they are<br />on the boat....

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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To expand on gaugeguy's, <br />"Have you seen such or such?"<br /><br />"No, but you might start by looking under the dust on the table."<br /><br />More dog bisquits.

 

[ebbtide176]

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'get the phone, ya know its your mother again'<br /><br />- dig hole under the doghouse, its safer that way

 

[JGREGORY]

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One I should have added,<br /><br />You know dear that Teddy looks a little tight.<br /><br />Forget the dog house start looking for a motel.

 

[miloman]

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he he I am glad to see that my 56 things were expanded to dozens I actually sadi the one with teh dust on the tv a few weeks back and huppers I was in the dog house for a bit

 

[LadyFish]

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After your wife has worked hard all day, came home and started a load of laundry, fed the animals, cleaned up a bit and worked over an hour cooking a nice dinner, loaded your plate up and set it in front of you......refrain from saying "don't ever serve me that again".

 

[JGREGORY]

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Speaking from experience Lady?

 

[LadyFish]

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Oh no, I've been married over 25 years and "we've never had a fight".

 

[LadyFish]

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Here's another one "you're just like your mother". That one usually starts the blood boiling. I don't even know why, I love my mother.

 

[GodsBeast]

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LadyFish, Wife & I make 20 years in Sept. So you have more experience. Would the wife telling me "No I am not leaving, I'm going to stay with you and make you suffer till death do us part." count as a fight? <br /><br />Just one of GodsBeast's

 

[LadyFish]

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Not at all, I use that strategy all the time.