Things not to say.

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: Things not to say.

Oh, here's one I almost forgot.<br /><br />Don't stare at other women at the beach while she is with you. <br />What a way to start a war. <br /><br />Then she will say, "So, do I look that good in my jumpsuit bathing suit?"<br /><br />Then you have 2 choices,<br />1. Lie and say "yes dear you do.", or<br />2. Don't lie and get more bisquits ready.

 

[GodsBeast]

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Spinner-bait Nut, I guess I'm lucky, my wife points them out too me. Once, was ridding along with another couple in the back seat. My wife nudges me and said would you look at the chest on that woman. About that time a loud slap and you hear "Hey no fair, he get told to look, I look and get slapped." I guess I'm lucky mine is not jealous. <br /><br />LadyFish, I guess I have never been in a fight either then <br /><br />I'm duckin so I don't get struck by lighting.<br /><br />Just one of GodsBeast's

 

[Wingnutt]

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If'n you really want to spend some serious time in the "house", wait until she's in a nasty mood and ask her "who lit the fuse on yer tampon". Be ready to duck and dodge as various missles come flying your way.

 

[samagee]

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Here is one..."SHUT THE F___ UP!"

 

[norman158]

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how about my favorite "your starting to remind me of my exwife more all the time" good for at least a week on the couch.

 

[LadyFish]

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Y'all have the greatest lines...and I've heard many of them directed at me before (not that I ever listened) but the truth is....you really love us and wouldn't know what to do without us.

 

[RICKRICK1]

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Ladyfish rules

 

[JGREGORY]

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Lady, I could think of one thing, I could go fishin whenever I wished. <br /><br />Uh oh, I hear the doghouse calling, Again.

 

[rwise]

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Never ever say "you can't cut me off, you don't know where I'm geten it!" Good for at least a month!<br />Richard

 

[aspeck]

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My wife saw this thread Now she is questioning the type of people I hang out with! <br /><br />I told her not to worry, they are all great guys and girls, except for the rare occasions of alien control, then they can not be held responsible for what they type. <br /><br />She said something about not being condescending ... what did she mean by that <br />

 

[Beachbum49]

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I found a new one last night. I was going to wash the boat and Ladyfish said she would help so I would get done faster. Everything was working fine, she was scrubbing and I was rinsing. After a while I tired of watching her sweat so I switched with her. About 2 minutes into her new position she sprayed me in the face. Not thinking I immediately yelled "Hey Dumbass!" It was a reflex response. She dropped the hose and stormed off upstairs into the house muttering under her breath. It was a bit chilly in the house for the rest of the evening and I ain't talking about AC.<br />She was speaking this morning but just barely.

 

[gaugeguy]

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Isn't it funny how you can find new ones all the time without even trying.

 

[JGREGORY]

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This just happened awhile ago. The Admiral and I went to bed, I was feeling in the mood, but she was giving me the shoulder, so I said to her "Let me get the asprin." She asked "Why."<br /><br />I said "I see you have a headache again." <br /><br />MOVE over Clyde and get that bone out of my face...

 

[Beachbum49]

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UPDATE TO MY PREVIOUS POST<br /><br />I finally got up the nerve to bring the incident back up and asked her why she didn't watch where she was spraying. Her response...."I was"

 

[Throbbin Rods]

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One year the first mate was *****ing about the cost of Christmas presents for her numerous great- nieces and nephews. Just being helpful, I suggest buying only for the ones whose parents were married. Cold???, well some!

 

[Ralph 123]

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Rubber necking checking out other women with her in the car ain't too bright an idea (man I gotta learn to control that reflex!) I always tell her to start worrying when I stop looking - that doesn't help at all (man I gotta learn to control that reflex too! It's not like I don't know it just makes it worse!) I also try the old "what...what...what... what are you talking about" Ya, right, that works like a charm too NOT!<br /><br />Of coarse the most recent infraction happened on the way to the Grand Opening of the new BoatUS store yesterday. Needless to say, she decided to wait in the car while I went in. I was smart enough to run in and run out - I ain't THAT DUMB