OBJ
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A man is dining in a fancy restauranct and there is a gorgeous redhead sittin at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.<br /><br />Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of it's socket towards the man.<br /><br />He reflexicely reaches out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back.<br /><br />"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.<br /><br />"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.<br /><br />They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.<br /><br />After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap.....and stay for breakfast.<br /><br />They had a wonderful, wonderful time.<br /><br />The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!<br /><br />"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"<br /><br />"No", she relplies.....<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />Wait for it.....<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />It's coming''''<br /><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />The suspense is killin' ya' ain't it?...<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />She says....<br /><br />"You just happened to catch my eye."<br /><br />(OH shut up! I just reprint them, I don't write them!)
