They must have been blanks Kenny! 
<br />--------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Some police quotes<br />"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."<br /><br />"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."<br /><br />"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"<br /><br />"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"<br /><br />"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."<br /><br />"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"<br /><br />"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."<br /><br />"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."<br /><br />"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."<br /><br />"Just how big were those two beers?<br /><br />"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
<br />--------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Some police quotes<br />"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."<br /><br />"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."<br /><br />"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"<br /><br />"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"<br /><br />"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."<br /><br />"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"<br /><br />"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."<br /><br />"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."<br /><br />"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."<br /><br />"Just how big were those two beers?<br /><br />"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
