A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.<br /> While on the operating table she had a near death Experience. Seeing God<br /> she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2<br />months and 8 days to live.<br /> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a<br /> facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in<br />and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she<br /> figured she might as well make the most of it.<br /> After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.<br /> While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.<br /> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had<br />another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?<br /> <br />You'll love this!!!)<br /><br /><br /> God replied: "I didn't recognize you." 
