This is just nuts!

LadyFish

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<br />With this the opening weekend of the deer season here in Texas, this just leaves me dumbfounded that the grand and glorious state of ours ranks only 9th in Deer-Car Accidents. <br /><br />Come on folks, lets not stand for this any longer. We need to take steps to be sure we are number one when the survey is taken for 2006.
 

QC

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Re: This is just nuts!

So to carry this through. Would you be suggesting that I should shoot a deer in Texas, place it on the highway, and then take my car and run over it, so that the deer CSI team will conclude that it was hit by a car?<br /><br />I have watched a lot of CSI and I don't think they'll miss the bullet hole.
 

Wimperdink

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Originally posted by Quietcat:<br /> So to carry this through. Would you be suggesting that I should shoot a deer in Texas, place it on the highway, and then take my car and run over it, so that the deer CSI team will conclude that it was hit by a car?<br /><br />I have watched a lot of CSI and I don't think they'll miss the bullet hole.
you dont need to go that far, c'mon now we dont expect you go go that far out of your way... just if you see one standing within 300 feet of the road just make sure you hit him then drag him out there quick. :D
 

LadyFish

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Originally posted by Vlad D Impeller:<br /> Will someone PLEASE send LadyFish some roadkill :D
REALLY, I'm fixin to make my own. ;) :p
 

Boomyal

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Originally posted by Quietcat:<br /><br />I have watched a lot of CSI and I don't think they'll miss the bullet hole.
Not to worry QC. You just shot it, after you hit it, to put it out of its misery. ;)
 

Vlad D Impeller

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Originally posted by LadyFish:<br />
Originally posted by Vlad D Impeller:<br /> Will someone PLEASE send LadyFish some roadkill :D
REALLY, I'm fixin to make my own. ;) :p
Yup! We did hear of all about the way that you drive :D <br /><br />Funny thing though, Ya know that feller that told us all 'bout your driving? ....We don't see him around here no more :eek: :eek: <br /><br /> :p
 
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Seriously, do not kill deer with your automobile. I ran a tie with one of these critters in OR. Damage bill. $4300 :eek: :eek:
 

Pony

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I'm more surprised Wisconsin is only #10
 

Homerr

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Surprised Oregon didn't make the list.<br /><br />The truckers constantly smear them along the highway. :eek: <br /><br /><br />H.
 

Bob_VT

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Fairly simple answer why Vermont is not listed.... We have the poorest deer population in New England!<br /><br />Now as for Moose accidents .... those we have way too many of. When it's a moose involved accident they send two tow trucks.... yup one for the moose!
 

joblo33

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The Elk around here usually just total a truck and walk away from it. :D Those things are huge<br />Eric
 

rodbolt

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must be the top ten states with car control, they hit what they aim at :) :) .
 

rwise

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In Oklahoma we just don't report it, get out a knife and well you know. My nephew has actually ran off the road to get one. Took out about 30' of fence, and went back and fixed it of course.
 
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