This just in, pee to charge battery

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Ok, they have developed a new battery that is activated by urine.<br /><br />Guess if you have one in an electric car and need to go faster, just drink plenty of water and keep that battery charged up. <br /> Pee battery

 

[DJ]

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OK, just as long as the current only goes "one way".

 

[BoatBuoy]

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Would that justify driving a hybrid with a back seat full of empty long-necks? Would malt liquor produce more voltage than lager? Questions, questions.

 

[Holdimhook]

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There are all kinds of really good potential jokes in this one...

 

[all thumbs]

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Guess it wasn't a waste of time writing my name in the snow when I was a kid. Should be a snap to hit those little battery holes.

 

[sangerwaker]

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LMAO!!!

 

[carrotsnapper]

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Ever peed on an electric fence? I don't recommend it, however, if you want to try it, it produces quite a jolt I've been told (haven't tried it myself). Should be an interesting development.

 

[Braxton]

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[JB]

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Reminds me of a January night on Kodiak when one of my crewmates came into the barracks a bit tipsy and mistook the electric heater for a urinal.

 

[Frankhanhart]

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No danger for me here....there is a lot of air between the drops. Writing in the snow is more like morse-code nowadays

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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Hmmmm, just imagine in the future the sewage treatment plants doubling as power plants. New term for a crappy electric supply.

 

[FLATHEAD]

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I guess the next time my trolling motor battery ****'s me off it'll be a good thing.

 

[CalicoKid]

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Think my Jeep could run on pee? It's time to tell the oil industry and mideast to **** off.. we are entering the age of the urine economy.

 

[KaGee]

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I aint recycling THOSE batteries! NO WAY!

 

[Holdimhook]

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I might have trouble hitting those little battery holes. My wife says I can't even hit the toilet half the time. Women just don't understand that a man's job requires a certain amount of marksmanship, while a woman's is nothing more than a slam dunk!

 

[beezee28]

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Allllrightttt...guys... fill 'er up... and make sure you get the right hole.....

 

[dolluper]

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Hummmm Pee for power and crap or garbage for fuel,question is do you buy a garbage truck or septic disposel truck ,maybe both fuel and power for life

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Well, some of us guys would have a hard time hitting them little holes, just think about the women.<br /><insert evil snicker here>

 

[KaGee]

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Originally posted by SBN:<br /> Well, some of us guys would have a hard time hitting them little holes, just think about the women.<br /><insert evil snicker here>

ROFL!<br /><br />Think about the SHOCK! <br /><br />BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....SNAP!!!!!

 

[kenimpzoom]

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Does it have to be white or yellow?<br /> <br /><br />Ken