OBJ
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- Dec 27, 2002
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It is well documented that for every minute that you exrcise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additinal 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.<br /><br />My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.<br /><br />The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.<br /><br />I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.<br /><br />I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what the hell I'm doing.<br /><br />I like long walks, espesially when hey are taken by peiople who annoy me.<br /><br />I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.<br /><br />The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.<br /><br />If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.<br /><br />And lastly.......I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
