A lonely spinster, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:<br /><br />"HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),<br />MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND<br />MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE<br />APPLY IN PERSON."<br /><br />On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.<br /><br />The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!" <br /><br />The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"<br /><br />She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"<br /><br />Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"<br /><br />She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"<br /><br />With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
Good one matt 
