Thursday funny

cpj

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Born A Lutheran.<br /> <br />Eino, a Finnlander from Cook County in northern Minnesota, was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised a Lutheran.<br /> <br />Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.<br /> <br />Now, all of Eino's neighbors were Catholic.....and since it was Lent, they were forbidden to eat meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally mentioned it to their priest.<br /> <br />The priest came to visit Eino, and suggested that Eino convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study, Eino attended Mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy water over Eino, he said, "You were born a Lutheran and raised a Lutheran, but now you are Catholic."<br /> <br />Eino's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.<br /> <br />The priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and as he rushed into Eino's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold Eino, he stopped in amazement and watched.....<br /> <br />There stood Eino, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted, "You were born a deer and raised a deer, but now you are a walleye."
 

Xcusme

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Re: Thursday funny

Bless you my son, now say 5 Hail Mary's and 3 Our Fathers and pass the tarter sauce.....
 

Pony

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Re: Thursday funny

:D :D :D ....LMAO, if only that really worked<br /><br />I'm Catholic and on a side note i gotta say the no meat things bugs me a bit......not hard to do obviously, but because it was originally a ploy by the ealry church to get more donations from its poor, primarily fishermen clergy.
 

waterone1@aol.com

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Re: Thursday funny

I'm Catholic....love that ! Reminds me of a story.....way back when.....the Pope sends a few Cardinals to the US from Rome. They report back to him about the state of the Church in the United States. One part of their report has the Pope quite concerned. They reported that they attended a game of Oh Sh_t ! <br />The pope, not believing his ears, asked them to describe this game. They reported that all of the Catholics were in the church basement, all seated at long tables, they all had several cards with numbers on them, and the "host" had a large barrel of balls that had numbers on them. He would pick one out, call the number on it, again and again until one person yelled "bingo" and everyone else yelled " Oh Sh_t !
 
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