SpinnerBait_Nut
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"First Day of School"<br /><br />Little Johnny was attending his first day of school.<br />The teacher advised the class to start the day<br />with the pledge of allegiance, and instructed them<br />to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat<br />after him.<br /><br />He looked around the room as he started the<br />recitation, "I pledge allegiance to the flag..." When<br />his eyes fell upon Little Johnny, he noticed his<br />hand over the right cheek of his buttocks.<br /><br />"Little Johnny, I will not continue until you put<br />your hand over your heart."<br /><br />Little Johnny replied, "It is over my heart."<br /><br />After several attempts to get Little Johnny to put<br />his hand over his heart, the teacher asked, "Why<br />do you think that is your heart?"<br /><br />"Because, every time my Grandma comes to visit,<br />she picks me up, pats me here, and says, 'Bless<br />your little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie!" 
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"For The Love Of..."<br /><br />We had made some changes in our lives.<br />My husband had lost 50 pounds and after<br />eight years of being a housewife, I had<br />taken a job in a restaurant.<br /><br />When I returned home after my first day at<br />work, I gave my husband a big hug.<br /><br />He seemed to cling to me longer than usual.<br /><br />"Did you really miss me that much today,<br />dear?" I asked.<br /><br />"No," came the reply. "But you smell so<br />much like pancakes that I hate to let you go."
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"For The Love Of..."<br /><br />We had made some changes in our lives.<br />My husband had lost 50 pounds and after<br />eight years of being a housewife, I had<br />taken a job in a restaurant.<br /><br />When I returned home after my first day at<br />work, I gave my husband a big hug.<br /><br />He seemed to cling to me longer than usual.<br /><br />"Did you really miss me that much today,<br />dear?" I asked.<br /><br />"No," came the reply. "But you smell so<br />much like pancakes that I hate to let you go." 
