SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Blonde Football"<br /><br />A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had<br />great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked<br />her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied<br />"but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for<br />25 cents." Dumbfounded, the guy asked, "What do you mean?"<br />"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest<br />of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get<br />the quarterback!' Hel-LLLOOO...it's only 25 cents! I'd hate to<br />think what they'd do if it was a whole DOLLAR?"<br /><br />"Perspective"<br /><br />Little Emily ran into the house, crying as though her heart would<br />break. "What's wrong, dear?" asked her mother. "My doll! Billy<br />broke it!" she sobbed. "How did he break it, Emily?" "I hit him over<br />the head with it."<br /><br />"The More the Merrier"<br /><br />A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday.<br />"I'd like a little brother," a boy said. "Oh my, that's such a big wish,"<br />said the mother. Why do you want a little brother"? "Well," said the<br />boy, "there's only so much I can blame on my dog."
