Thursday night funny

[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

Burglar breaks into a house and is startled by a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you"<br /><br />he looks around with the flashlight and sees nothing, and resumes looting<br /><br />again ... "Jesus is watching you"<br /><br />He shakes his head, and looks again, but to no avail<br /><br />A few minutes later, hears JESUS IS WATCHING YOU! and jumps, banging his head on a parrot cage<br /><br />the parrot nods his head and says, jesus is watching you<br /><br />the burglar laughs, and says who the hell are you?<br /><br />Im Moses<br /><br />No wonder I keep finding wierd junk, what sort of people name a parrot Moses?<br /><br />The same people that name a 150 pound Rottweiler Jesus <br /><br />

 

[OBJ]

Re: Thursday night funny

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

 

[bubbakat]

Re: Thursday night funny

waiting for him <br /><br />

 

[miloman]

Re: Thursday night funny

that was so funny i sent it to my brother

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: Thursday night funny

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[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

Re: Thursday night funny

LOL, ah well, it was funny twice then SBN ... hehehe, I get so many internet jokes every day its not even funny .... welllllll ya know what I mean!<br /><br /> <br /><br />I heard the sheep joke a little differently, them thar sheeps is nothin but liars!!!!! lolol