SpinnerBait_Nut
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
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"Moving Sale"<br /><br />Big moving sale! Lost job, everything must go.<br />Tons of gifts from special interest groups, some<br />still unopened. What I don't sell, I will give away<br />to illegal aliens. Nothing stays. New tenant wants<br />room cleared out to put in his barbells. In<br />Sacramento. Look for signs: "To The Governor's<br />Mansion."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"The Moscow Olympics"<br /><br />Brezhnev gets up on the podium for his speech<br />to open the Moscow Olympics. As the staged<br />thunderous applause dies down, he coughs and<br />slowly takes a piece of paper from his pocket.<br />He unfolds it and starts to read, in a heavy slow,<br />ponderous voice.<br /><br />Brezhnev: "Oh... Oh... Oh..."<br /><br />Adviser: (whispering from the side)<br />"Comrade General-Secretary..."<br /><br />Brezhnev: "Oh... Oh..."<br /><br />Adivser: (more urgent whisper) "Comrade General-<br />Secretary, that is the Olympic logo, the speech<br />starts down here."
