SpinnerBait_Nut
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This ad was found in the West Palm Beach Post on April 19,<br />2002...<br />"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE . . . Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.<br />I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the<br />woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips,<br />cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me<br />eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be<br />at the front door when you get home<br />from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me, and I'm yours. Call<br />561-622-1529 and ask for "Daisy".<br /><br />15,432 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an<br />8-week-old black Labradorretriever.<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and <br />asked her what their names were. <br /> <br />The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named <br />Timex. <br /> <br />Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" <br /> <br />Whereupon the blonde responded, "What else are you gonna name watch dogs?"<br />__________________________________________________<br /> Little Old Lady <br /> <br /> <br />There was a little old lady who was very spiritual who would step out <br />on her porch everyday, raise her arms to the sky and yell "Praise the Lord." <br /> <br />One day, an atheist bought the house next door to <br />her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual lady. So after <br />a month or so of her yelling <br />"Praise the Lord" from her porch, he went outside <br />on his porch and yelled back, "There is no Lord." <br /> <br />Yet, the little old lady continued. <br />One cold, wintery day, when the little old lady <br />couldn't get to the store, she went out on her porch, raised her <br />hands up to the sky and said, "Help me Lord, I have no more money, <br />it's cold, and I have no more food." <br /> <br />The next morning, she went outside, and there were <br />three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week. "Praise <br />the Lord," she yelled. <br /> <br />The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, <br />"There is no Lord hahaha, I bought those groceries!" The little old <br />lady raised her arms to the sky and said, "Praise the Lord, you sent me <br />groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!"
