Thursday's Funnies

SpinnerBait_Nut

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"Inheritance"<br /><br />Jack's grandfather left him $10 million, and the<br />next week Diane agreed to marry him.<br /><br />After three months of married life, Jack noticed<br />that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more<br />and more. On the rare occasion that she would<br />go to bed with him she would be indifferent, or<br />even worse, called out other men's names!<br /><br />Whenever they went out in public, she ignored<br />him and flirted with other men. Finally, he decided<br />to confront her.<br /><br />"Diane," he said, "the only reason you married<br />me was because my grandfather left me $10<br />million when he died."<br /><br />"Don't be ridiculous," she replied, "I don't care<br />who gave you the money!"<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Lamaze Class"<br /><br />The room was full of pregnant women and their<br />partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing.<br /><br />The instructor was teaching the women how<br />to breathe properly, along with informing the<br />men how to give the necessary assurances<br />at this stage of the plan.<br /><br />The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise<br />is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial.<br />And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the<br />time to go walking with your partner!"<br /><br />The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the<br />middle of the group raised his hand.<br /><br />"Yes?" replied the teacher...<br /><br />... "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while<br />we walk?"<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Air Conditioner"<br /><br />A customer was continually bothering the waiter<br />in a restaurant; first, he'd asked that the air<br />conditioning be turned up because he was too<br />hot, then he asked it be turned down because<br />he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.<br /><br />Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he<br />walked back and forth and never once got<br />angry. So finally, a second customer asked<br />him why he didn't throw out the pest.<br /><br />"Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile.<br />"We don't even have an air conditioner."
 

gonfishn

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Re: Thursday's Funnies

:D ;) ...Now I can go huntn for the warrior today..and I'm on my way...
 

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