SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Whose Toy Is It?"<br /><br />Tom had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids<br />together to ask which one should have the present.<br /><br />"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who<br />never talks back to mother? Who does everything<br />she says?"<br /><br />Five small voices answered in unison:<br /><br />"Okay, Dad, you get the toy."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"The Name Game"<br /><br />When Diane found out she was pregnant,<br />she told the good news to anyone who would<br />listen. Diane's 4-year-old son overheard<br />some of his mother's private conversations.<br />One day when Diane and her 4-year-old were<br />shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he<br />was excited about the new baby.<br /><br />"Yes!" the 4-year-old said, "and I know what<br />we're going to name it, too."<br /><br />"Really?" asked the lady.<br /><br />"Yes." said the little boy, "If it's a girl we're<br />going to call her Christina, and if it's another<br />boy we're going to call it quits!"
