SpinnerBait_Nut
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
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This is for all our members down under:<br /><br />Aussie Love Poem<br /><br />Of course I love ya darling<br />You're a bloody top notch bird<br />And when I say you're gorgeous<br />I mean every single word<br /><br />So your arse is on the big side<br />I don't mind a bit of flab<br />It means that when I'm ready<br />There's somethin' there to grab<br /><br />So your belly isn't flat no more<br />I tell ya, I don't care<br />So long as when I cuddle ya<br />I can get my arms around there<br /><br />I'm tellin' ya the truth now<br />I never tell ya lies<br />I think it's very sexy<br />That you've got dimples on your thighs<br /><br />I swear on gramma's grave now<br />The moment that we met<br />I thought you was as good as<br />I was ever gonna get<br /><br />No matter what you look like<br />I'll always love ya dear<br />Now shut up while the game is on<br />And get me another beer!<br /> 
