SpinnerBait_Nut
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
- Joined
- Aug 25, 2002
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"The Plant"<br /><br />Plant Manager<br /><br />Leaps tall buildings with a single bound<br />Is more powerful than a locomotive<br />Is faster than a speeding bullet<br />Walks on water<br />Gives policy to God<br /><br />Plant Supervisor<br /><br />Leaps short buildings with a single bound<br />Is more powerful than a switch engine<br />Is just as fast as a speeding bullet<br />Talks with God<br /><br />Shift Supervisor<br /><br />Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds<br />Is almost as powerful as a switch engine<br />Is faster than a speeding BB<br />Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool<br />Talks with God if a special request is honored<br /><br />Lead Foreman<br /><br />Barely clears a Quonset hut<br />Loses tug of war with a locomotive<br />Can fire a speeding bullet<br />Swims well<br />Is occasionally addressed by God<br /><br />Foreman<br /><br />Makes high marks on walls when trying to leap tall buildings<br />Is run over by locomotives<br />Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury<br />Treads water<br />Talks to animals<br /><br />Quality Control Auditor<br /><br />Climbs walls continually<br />Rides the rails<br />Plays Russian Roulette<br />Walks on thin ice<br />Prays a lot<br /><br />Machine Tech<br /><br />Runs into buildings<br />Recognizes locomotives two out of three times<br />Is not issued ammunition<br />Can stay afloat with a life jacket<br />Talks to walls<br /><br />Machine Operator<br /><br />Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings<br />Says "Look at the choo-choo"<br />Wets himself with a water pistol<br />Plays in mud puddles<br />Mumbles to himself<br /><br />Secretary<br /><br />Lifts buildings and walks under them<br />Kicks locomotives off the tracks<br />Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them<br />Freezes water with a single glance<br />She IS God.
