Skiuseme
Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Jun 18, 2003
- Messages
- 409
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of<br />> her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers<br />> the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some<br />of<br />><br />> your load." The trucker ignores her and<br />> proceeds down the street.<br />><br />> When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She<br />> jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker<br />> lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde! de says<br />> brightly, "Hi<br />> my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"<br />><br />> Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the<br />> street.<br />><br />> At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,<br />> the<br />> bl! onde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker<br />> lowers the window.! Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are<br />> losing some of your load!"<br />><br />> When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next<br />light.<br />><br />> When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back<br />> to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,<br />> he says...<br />><br />> "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Wisconsin, and I'm driving the ****<br />> SALT TRUCK!
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