Today's Humor

SpinnerBait_Nut

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"Lost Parrot"<br /><br />There once was a lady who was very concerned<br />about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do,<br />she called 911. "You gotta help me find my parrot!"<br /><br />The operator patiently replied, "We can't help you<br />with that, ma'am. This number only deals with<br />emergencies."<br /><br />But the lady persisted, and then the operator<br />told her not to be concerned, that the parrot<br />should fly back in a few days.<br /><br />Then, out of desperation, the lady begged, "But<br />you don't understand! The only thing he says is,<br />"Here, kitty, kitty!!!"<br />_________________________________________________<br />"The Captain's Parrot"<br /><br />A magician was working on a cruise ship in the<br />Caribbean. The audience would be different<br />each week, so the magician allowed himself to<br />do the same tricks over and over again.<br /><br />There was only one problem: The captain's<br />parrot saw the shows every week and began to<br />understand what the magician does in every trick.<br />Once he understood that, he started shouting in<br />the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat!<br />Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table! Hey,<br />why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?" The<br />magician was furious but couldn't do anything.<br />It was the captain's parrot after all.<br /><br />One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The<br />magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the<br />middle of the ocean, with the parrot, of course.<br />They stared at each other with hate, but did not<br />utter a word.<br /><br />This went on for a day, and another, and another.<br />After a week of floating, the parrot finally said:<br />"OK. I give up. What did you do with the boat?"
 

dkondelik

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Re: Today's Humor

ummmmmmmmmm!<br />Parrot,.....<br />tastes like chicken!<br /> :D
 
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