SpinnerBait_Nut
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
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"You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When...."<br /><br />* Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.<br /><br />* You get a speeding ticket even when you're<br />parked.<br /><br />* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.<br /><br />* You sleep with your eyes open.<br /><br />* You have to watch videos in fast-forward.<br /><br />* You lick your coffeepot clean.<br /><br />* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.<br /><br />* The nurse needs a scientific calculator to<br />take your pulse.<br /><br />* You can type sixty words a minute with your<br />feet.<br /><br />* You can jump-start your car without cables.<br /><br />* Your only source of nutrition comes from<br />"Sweet & Low."<br /><br />* You don't sweat, you percolate.<br /><br />* You've worn out the handle on your favorite<br />coffee mug.<br /><br />* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.<br /><br />* You've worn the finish off you coffee table.<br /><br />* The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.<br /><br />* Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house.<br /><br />* You're so wired you pick up FM radio.<br /><br />* Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans."<br /><br />* Instant coffee takes too long.<br /><br />* You want to be cremated just so you can spend<br />eternity in a coffee can.<br /><br />* You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."<br /><br />* Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping<br />position.<br /><br />* Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee<br />with an I.V. hookup.<br /><br />Have a good Saturday. I'm going fishing. 
