SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Water Buffalo"<br /><br />After eight days of backpacking with my wife,<br />we were looking pretty scruffy. One morning<br />she came to breakfast in a baseball cap, her<br />shoulder length hair sticking out at odd angles.<br /><br />"Darling," she said, "does my hair make me<br />look like a water buffalo?"<br /><br />I thought for a moment, then said, "If I tell you<br />the truth, do you promise not to charge?"<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Polite Dinner"<br /><br />SBN and gonfishn are having dinner together.<br />On the table there is a dish with one big piece of<br />fish and one small piece of fish.<br /><br />SBN politely says to gonfishn: "You may choose first."<br /><br />"No, gonfishn says you may choose first."<br />This went on for quite some time. <br /><br />Then SBN says: "OK, I'll take first," and he<br />takes the BIG piece of fish.<br /><br />gonfishn says: "Why did you take the big piece?<br />That's not polite!"<br /><br />SBN says: "Which piece would *you* have<br />taken?"<br /><br />gonfishn replies: "Why, I would have taken the<br />SMALL piece, of course."<br /><br />SBN says: "Well, that's what you have now!"<br /> 