SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Lord's Visit to Earth"<br /><br />With so much turmoil in the world, G~d decided<br />to pay a visit to earth to check things out. He<br />strolled into a bar and approached the first man<br />he saw.<br /><br />"If you believe in me enough to give me $50,"<br />he said, "I will grant you eternal life."<br /><br />"Sorry, I'm an atheist," the fellow replied, "and<br />have never believed in G~d."<br /><br />G~dwalked up to another man and made the<br />same offer. "Well, I'm an agnostic and not<br />really sure if I believe in you or not," the guy said,<br />"but here's 50 bucks, just in case."<br /><br />As the Lord turned away, a third man ran up to him.<br />"I'm Pat Robertson and don't really care if you're<br />G~dor not," he said excitedly. "But teach me the<br />trick you did with the agnostic and I'll give you $100."<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Singing Telegram"<br /><br />It was Aman Preet's birthday, and that morning<br />there was a knock on the door. "Telegram!"<br /><br />He opened the door excitedly, "Is it a singing<br />telegram?" the man asked the messenger boy.<br /><br />"No Sir. We don't do singing telegrams anymore."<br /><br />"I've always wanted a singing telegram. Can't you<br />bend the rules and make an old man happy?"<br /><br />"Sorry."<br /><br />"Please," begged Preet. "Today's my birthday."<br /><br />"Oh, all right," said the boy, "Dah-dah dah...<br />dah-dah-dah, your sister Rose is dead!"<br />OUCH 