SpinnerBait_Nut
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"New Game"<br /><br />There was this Chinese businessman visiting<br />a newly acquired business in the United States.<br />As a gesture of good will, the executives of his<br />newly acquired business took him to a golf<br />course for a round of golf. He had never played<br />the game before.<br /><br />Upon his return to China, his family asked what<br />he had done in the United States. He replied,<br />"Played most interesting game. Hit little white<br />ball with long stick in large cow pasture. Name<br />of game is "Oh crap!"<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Ancient Medicine"<br /><br />An archaeologist was digging in the Negev<br />Desert in Israel and came upon a casket<br />containing a mummy. After examining it, he<br />called the curator of a prestigious natural-history<br />museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old<br />mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the<br />excited scientist exclaimed.<br /><br />To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll<br />check it out."<br /><br />A week later, the amazed curator called the<br />archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's<br />age and cause of death. How in the world did you<br />know?"<br /><br />"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand<br />that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Doctor"<br /><br />A doctor was awakened at four in the morning<br />by a caller who demanded to know how much<br />he charged for a house call.<br /><br />"Twenty-five dollars," muttered the sleepy physician.<br /><br />"How much is an office visit?" demanded the caller.<br /><br />"Fifteen dollars."<br /><br />"Okay, Doc," said the caller. "I'll meet you in<br />your office in fifteen minutes."
