SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Down On The Farm"<br /><br />A young man from the city went to visit his farmer<br />uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed<br />him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc.<br />After three days, however, it was obvious that the<br />nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was<br />running out of things to amuse him with.<br /><br />Finally, the uncle had an idea. "There's no one<br />around for miles, why don't you grab a gun, take<br />the dogs, and go shooting?" This seemed to cheer<br />the nephew up, and off he went, dogs in trail.<br /><br />That afternoon, the nephew returned. "How did you<br />enjoy that?" asked the uncle.<br /><br />"It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got any<br />more dogs?"<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Fabric Counter"<br /><br />Walking up to a department store's fabric counter,<br />a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for<br />a new dress. How much does it cost?"<br /><br />"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male<br />clerk.<br /><br />"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take 10 yards."<br /><br />With expectation and anticipation written all over<br />his face, the clerk quickly measured out and<br />wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.<br /><br />The girl snapped up the package and pointed to<br />a little old man standing beside her.<br /><br />"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
