SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Giving Her Away"<br /><br />All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father<br />escorted her down the aisle.<br /><br />They reached the altar and the waiting groom;<br />the bride kissed her father and placed something<br />in his hand.<br /><br />The guests in the front pews responded with<br />ripples of laughter. Even the minister smiled<br />broadly.<br /><br />As her father gave her away in marriage, the<br />bride gave him back his credit card.<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Paying Tax With A Smile"<br /><br />A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing<br />with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review<br />his records.<br /><br />At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carr,<br />we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live<br />and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an<br />obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to<br />eagerly pay them with a smile."<br /><br />"Thank goodness," returned Mr. Carr, with a giant<br />grin on his face from ear to ear, "I thought you<br />were going to want me to pay with cash."<br /> 