SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Family Notes"<br /><br />Following an especially angry argument,<br />Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to bed not speaking<br />to each other. Needing to arise early the<br />following morning, Mr. Smith left a note on<br />his wife's bedside table that said, "Wake me<br />at six."<br /><br />An exasperated Mr. Smith awoke at ten the<br />following morning and rolled stiffly out of bed<br />to see a note on his bedside table: "It's six,<br />you bum! Get out of bed!" 
<br />__________________________________________________<br />My cousin Joey recently broke his driver's<br />license in half and was required to go to the<br />DMV and obtain a new license. After he came<br />back, his younger sister (age 15!) asked to see<br />his new license picture. When my cousin<br />turned over the license to his sister, she took a<br />brief look at it and exclaimed, "Joey! You're an<br />organ donor? What organ did you donate?"<br /><br />My cousin Joey and I laugh all the time at the<br />thought of the DMV being a sterile place, where<br />after they take you picture, they cut you open<br />for your "designated organ."<br /><br />Can you believe his sister will be driving next<br />year? <br />__________________________________________________<br />A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench trial<br />or a jury trial.<br /><br />"Jury trial," he replied.<br /><br />"Do you understand the difference?" asked the judge.<br /><br />"Sure," replied the defendant. "That's where twelve<br />ignorant people decide my fate instead of one."
<br />__________________________________________________<br />My cousin Joey recently broke his driver's<br />license in half and was required to go to the<br />DMV and obtain a new license. After he came<br />back, his younger sister (age 15!) asked to see<br />his new license picture. When my cousin<br />turned over the license to his sister, she took a<br />brief look at it and exclaimed, "Joey! You're an<br />organ donor? What organ did you donate?"<br /><br />My cousin Joey and I laugh all the time at the<br />thought of the DMV being a sterile place, where<br />after they take you picture, they cut you open<br />for your "designated organ."<br /><br />Can you believe his sister will be driving next<br />year? <br />__________________________________________________<br />A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench trial<br />or a jury trial.<br /><br />"Jury trial," he replied.<br /><br />"Do you understand the difference?" asked the judge.<br /><br />"Sure," replied the defendant. "That's where twelve<br />ignorant people decide my fate instead of one."