SpinnerBait_Nut
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Man goes to see the Rabbi.<br /><br />"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to<br />talk to you about it."<br /><br />The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"<br /><br />The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."<br /><br />The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"<br /><br />The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's<br />poisoning me, what should I do?"<br /><br />The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her,<br />I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."<br /><br />A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I<br />spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three<br />hours. You want my advice?"<br /><br />The man anxiously says, "Yes."<br /><br />"Take the poison," says the Rabbi.<br />__________________________________________________<br />Three rednecks, Clemm, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home<br />late one night and found themselves on the road that led<br />past the old graveyard.<br /><br />"Come have a look over here", says Clemm, "It's Zeb<br />Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe<br />old age of 87."<br /><br />"That's nothing", says Earl, "here's one named Butch<br />Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."<br /><br />Just then, Jeb yells out, "But here's a fella that died<br />when he was 145 years old!"<br /><br />"What was his name?" asks Clemm.<br /><br />Jeb lights a match to see what else is written on the<br />stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Georgia."<br />__________________________________________________<br />Quote of the day:<br />"I have a very high tolerance to alcohol. The problem is<br />that I always get drunk long before I reach it."
