SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Dating vs Marriage"<br /><br />When you are dating ... Passing gas is never an issue.<br />When you are married ... You make sure there's<br />nothing flammable near your husband at all times.<br /><br />When you are dating ... He holds your hand in public.<br />When you are married ... He flicks your ear in public.<br /><br />When you are dating ... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT<br />bad.<br />When you are married ... A King size bed feels like<br />an army cot.<br /><br />When you are dating ... You are turned on at the sight<br />of him naked.<br />When you are married ... You think to yourself "Was<br />he ALWAYS this hairy??"<br /><br />When you are dating ... He hugs you, when he walks<br />by you for no reason.<br />When you are married ... He grabs your b**b any<br />chance he gets.<br /><br />When you are dating ... You picture the two of you<br />together, growing old together.<br />When you are married ... You wonder who will die first.<br /><br />When you are dating ... Just looking at him makes you<br />feel all "mushy."<br />When you are married ... When you look at him, you<br />want to claw his eyes out.<br /><br />When you are dating ... He knows what the "hamper" is.<br />When you are married ... The floor will suffice as a dirty<br />clothes storage area.<br /><br />When you are dating ... He understands if you "aren't in<br />the mood."<br />When you are married ... He says, "It's your job."<br /><br />When you are dating ... He understands that you have<br />"male" friends.<br />When you are married ... He thinks they are all out to<br />steal you away.<br /><br />When you are dating ... He likes to "discuss" things.<br />When you are married ... He develops a "blank" stare.<br /><br />When you are dating ... He calls you by name.<br />When you are married ... He calls you "Hey" and refers<br />to you when speaking to others as "She."<br /><br /> 