SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Flowers"<br /><br />An absent-minded husband thought he had<br />conquered his problem of trying to remember<br />his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He<br />opened an account with a florist, provided that<br />florist with the dates and instructions to send<br />flowers to his wife on these dates along with<br />an appropriate note signed, "Your loving husband."<br /><br />His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention<br />and all went well until one day, many bouquets later,<br />when he came home, kissed his wife and said off-<br />handledly, "Nice flowers, honey. Where'd you get<br />them?" 
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Quit Smoking"<br /><br />Rosey wanted her husband to stop smoking<br />so she sent him to the doctor. The doctor<br />gave him a box of these patches and said to<br />use one a day. He said ok, and<br />took them home.<br /><br />When he arrived home, Rosey asked him<br />what the doctor said. He showed her the<br />patches and told her that the doctor said<br />to use one patch a day.<br /><br />Rosey commenced to sew one patch on<br />each shirt he had.<br /><br />The both of them are still trying to figure out<br />how that's going to help him quit smoking.DUH!!!!
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Quit Smoking"<br /><br />Rosey wanted her husband to stop smoking<br />so she sent him to the doctor. The doctor<br />gave him a box of these patches and said to<br />use one a day. He said ok, and<br />took them home.<br /><br />When he arrived home, Rosey asked him<br />what the doctor said. He showed her the<br />patches and told her that the doctor said<br />to use one patch a day.<br /><br />Rosey commenced to sew one patch on<br />each shirt he had.<br /><br />The both of them are still trying to figure out<br />how that's going to help him quit smoking.DUH!!!! 
