Re: turn the page, oh crap!
+1
Some people make using the head into a long drawn-out process that it isn't.... If that's your ZEN, then all the power to you! I usually like to peruse magazines where the air is... shall we say.. clearer..
As a side note, I remember as a little kid visiting my elderly cousin who had been living with a gentleman friend at his house for decades. When using his bathroom, I always got a kick out of the trimline phone mounted next to the hopper. Must have been an interesting conversation indeed if someone called while the throne was in use....
What,..?? Ya mean Everybody don't have a phone next to the can,..??
Mine's still there, even though I had the land-line disconnected a few years ago...
You'll find North American Fisherman, Northern Tool catalogs, a J.C. Whitney catalog, a Surplus Center catalog, a Baum Iron Works catalog, a few ole American Rifleman mags(NRA went digital, no more paper mags), 'n whatever the latest junk mail that hasn't made it all the way to the trashcan yet...
Personally, I find Eatin', 'n relievin' myself a total waste of time, if I ain't got something to read while doin' either...
