Two Blondes

[Carphunter]

Two blondes walk into a building..........................you would think one of 'em would have saw it. <br /><br />I know, boooooooo, that was bad.

 

[KennyKenCan]

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Scraping the gutter, are we Carpy???<br /><br />I know some 11 year olds that can come up with better jokes than that, unfortunatly, there are no 11 year olds around me right now!

 

[LadyFish]

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I don't get it.

 

[KennyKenCan]

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Your crackin me up LadyFish!

 

[JoeW]

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Three blondes walk into the local tavern and they're faces are just gleaming with pride. When the bartender asks them why they are so jovial, one blonde replies that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle in only six months. When the bartender asks what was so special about that, another blonde replies: "Well, the box said three to five years."<br />

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Blonde driving down road and sees another blonde sitting out in a field in a boat.<br />She stops car and screams at other blonde and tells her how bad she is making blondes look and says<br />"If I could swim, I would swim out there and smack you"

 

[Drowned Rat]

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of the river. The first yells to the second, "How do I get to the other side of the river?". The second replied, "You're on the other side of the river!"

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails?<br />A: To hide the valve stem!

 

[Carphunter]

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You really know how to hurt a guys feeling Kenny. Guess i'll be returnin that joke book. <br /><br />Sorry Ladyfish, whenever I post a blonde joke, I'm definitely not talking about you!<br />Now these other guys might be, but i'm not.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?<br />A: There's white-out on the screen.<br />Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?<br />A: There's writing on the white-out.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?<br />A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

 

[LadyFish]

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Note to self: Back away from the keyboard LF.<br />

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?<br />A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

 

[Drowned Rat]

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Ok, new rule. One blonde joke per member number.

 

[KennyKenCan]

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Drowned Rat,<br /><br />

Ok, new rule. One blonde joke per member number. <br />

What do you mean?? <br /><br />There aren't enough blonde jokes out there for multiple blonde jokes from each of our members?? <br /><br />I always thought that blonde jokes were endless!!

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?<br />A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

 

[wilkin250r]

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Originally posted by KKC:<br />What do you mean?? <br /><br />There aren't enough blonde jokes out there for multiple blonde jokes from each of our members?? <br /><br />I always thought that blonde jokes were endless!! [/QB]

No, it's not supply that causes the problem. Those of us around blondes are getting tired of explaining all of them...

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?<br />A1: "What's a light bulb?"<br />A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.<br />A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

 

[KennyKenCan]

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wilkin250r,<br /><br />If your a blonde, then I'd figure you'd be use to the blonde jokes by now!! <br /><br />And besides, since when was any blonde expected to be able to explain any blonde joke? <br /><br />They were never meant to be explained. <br /><br />And if some one has to have a blonde joke explained to them, well then in my opinion, they need help! <br /><br />Just jokin with ya wilkin250r.