Two Questions ...

[aspeck]

Life really boils down to just 2 questions ....

Question #1) Should I get a dog?

or ...

Question #2) Should we have children?

 

[Limited-Time]

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Well the kids are at least a tax write off.

 

[flycaster]

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It looks to me that you have two of one and one of the other.

 

[tashasdaddy]

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the dog you can get rid of. the kids you can't.

 

[mthieme]

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LOL

You need to run out and get yourself some Gallagher and Sam Kinison CDs.

 

[180shabah]

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Well, you can't kennel the kids......

At least not after they are old enough to talk.

 

[angus63]

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Can you still bring kids back to a hospital in Kansas until they're eighteen years old if you don't like how they turned out? Just a thought...


Guy had a blind date many moons ago. Girl was abrasive and not very pleasant, but he was tolerant. Had his fill of her but the date wouldn't end. She announced to him she was an active member of PETA, she had three dogs, and then asked him if he was an animal lover. He said they're delicious!

Date over.....

 

[Kiwi Phil]

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Well.....serious answer here.

As much as i love my kids, if I was to have my life over again, I think I would have to take the dog.

I'm an older Dad, and have a 14yr old, and a dog, and since your question, I have watched the 2 of them....and I am definitely going to have to go with the dog.


Cheers
Phillip

 

[Limited-Time]

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Well.....serious answer here.

As much as i love my kids, if I was to have my life over again, I think I would have to take the dog.

I'm an older Dad, and have a 14yr old, and a dog, and since your question, I have watched the 2 of them....and I am definitely going to have to go with the dog.


Cheers
Phillip

LMAO at Phil..........

 

[kenimpzoom]

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Sadly, that looks like something my kids would do.

You have to ask, do you blame the kids, or the bozo adult that left the lid off the paint with kids nearby.

 

[JB]

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Hang in there Phil.

Being the parent of adolescents is payment in advance for the joy of being a grandparent.

 

[wildmaninal]

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I would half to beat some bottoms after that paint incident, and the dog would be outside permanently.

 

[chiefalen]

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Build a kennel for the kids and the dawg, in the garage, and lock em' all in there when ya not home.

My mom had a finished basement thats where i grew up.

Nice kids keep em'.

 

[puddle jumper]

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Aspect in your case a prayer is in order.

In my case id rant and rave on till my wife kicked me in the back side for not taking the dog out and falling asleep wile the kids were up and not penned.

 

[Docknocker]

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At least the living room decor now matches...

Keep the kids AND the dog. Nothin' worse than a quiet house - means you're old !!

 

[mthieme]

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Keep the kids AND the dog. Nothin' worse than a quiet house - means you're old !!

That's actually profound.
Thanks for what probably is the last meaningful thought to ponder before retiring for the night...and I just started Chantix today.
Should I leave a disclaimer on my nightstand?

 

[Docknocker]

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Well, thanks for the compliment, but it's just experience talkin' here. And what is Chantix?

 

[ebry710]

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the dog you can get rid of. the kids you can't.

Remember, kids become teenagers.

 

[mthieme]

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Well, thanks for the compliment, but it's just experience talkin' here. And what is Chantix?

It's a stop smoking drug.
It's gotten a lot of bad press due to nightmares and personality changes.

 

[Bob_VT]

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mthieme - congratulations of the quitting!

Aspeck - just have both! Dogs and kids