Bassy
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2003
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There are two statues in a park; one of a nude <br />man and<br />one of a nude woman. They had been facing each <br />other<br />across a pathway for a hundred years, when one <br />day an<br />angel comes down from the sky and, with a single <br />gesture,<br />brings the two to life. The angel tells them, <br />"As a reward<br />for being so patient through a hundred blazing <br />summers and<br />dismal winters, you have been given life for <br />thirty minutes<br />to do what you've wished to do the most."<br /> He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go <br />running<br />behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently <br />as the<br />bushes rustle and giggling ensues.. After <br />fifteen minutes,<br />the two return, out of breath and laughing. The <br />angel tells<br />them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left." <br />"Would you<br />care to do it again?" He asks her, "Shall we?" <br />She eagerly<br />replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change <br />positions. This time<br />I'll hold the pigeon down, and you sh*t on its <br />head."<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>"AND WHAT WERE YOU <br />THINKING??????????? 
