Hello, is this the FBI?" <br /> <br />"Yes. What can I do for you?"<br /><br />"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Tylerin. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"<br /><br />"Thank you very much for the call, sir."<br /> <br />The next day, the FBI agents descend on Tylerin's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Tylerin and leave.<br /> <br />The phone rings at Tylerin's house. "Hey, Tylerin!<br />This here is GG. Did the FBI come?"<br /><br />"Yeah!"<br /><br />"Did they chop your firewood?"<br /><br />"Yep."<br /><br />"Happy Birthday, buddy!!!! (belated)
