Tyme's wife has been away. A story

[Tyme2fish]

Tyme and Mrs. Tyme traveled to Tennessee this past weekend to see some friends. We spent an enjoyable weekend and Tyme traveled back home without his wife.

Our friend (female) wanted Mrs. Tyme to help her with home decor and painting, etc and I decided that I was not included in this project.

I drove home this recent Sunday and today is Thursday.

Well, a man (even retired and 60 years old) has certain male needs to be fulfilled. Should I "do" it by myself or wait till the Mrs. gets home to fulfill this need. She was supposed to arrive home yesterday so I called her today to find out when she was coming home. I definitely didn't want to be "caught in the act" doing the deed.

Well, I find out she won't be back home till Friday so I did the "deed" myself.


























I went ahead and washed the dishes.

 

[Jeep Man]

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You had me going Tyme. I was about to flag down a moderator and have you lambasted. On second thought..........maybe I'll do it anyway.

 

[CatTwentyTwo]

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Oh crap, I thought you were talking about going fishing by yourself. I'm 59 and retired and would never think of doing it without my wife.

 

[Bucks45]

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That's funny.....I thought "He's not really going to post this is he?".

 

[Bob_VT]

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I went ahead and washed the dishes.

Okay.... I am afraid that your membership and T shirt to the Our Gang Woman Haters Club will have to be turned in!!


The only way to get back into good standing is to tell us you used a dishwasher!

 

[gonefishie]

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You definetely have been married for a very looonnggg time. If us young bucks had done what you did? the dishes would be the last thing we have to worry about. We would have failed The Test, big time.

 

[avenger79]

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That's funny.....I thought "He's not really going to post this is he?".

my thoughts exactly

 

[Tyme2fish]

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The only way to get back into good standing is to tell us you used a dishwasher!

Sorry to say I did it by hand.

 

[tashasdaddy]

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[Moody Blue]

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Sorry to say I did it by hand.

Too much info

 

[NelsonQ]

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Talk about a motivation to become a heavy drinker

 

[rainman99]

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The poster mothers for MADD. Tyme got me hook line and sinker.

 

[skargo]

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Talk about a motivation to become a heavy drinker

Right! The song "Who Let the Dogs Out" comes to mind!

 

[fishrdan]

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Ughhhh, I can't believe you did the dishes................... Now she isn't going to feel needed when she comes home.

Nothing says "I love you" like a stack of dishes reaching up the the ceiling

Better hurry up and trash the house before she comes home

 

[NelsonQ]

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this just planted ideas in my head..... my wife is gone away for weekend.

I better get started on making a pile of dirty laundry and dishes so when she gets home she'll know how much I really need her

 

[DECK SWABBER 58]

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The washing machine on the spin cycle.............

NO, I don't speak from experience. Just a thought.

 

[i386]

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You had me going there Tyme. I thought you were talking about cleaning fish.