A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a fishing pole for her husband <br />but didn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes <br />over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart associate standing there <br />with dark shades on. <br /> <br />She says, "Excuse me, Sir ... can you tell me anything about this <br />rod and reel?" <br /> <br />He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you will drop it on the counter <br />I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the <br />sound that it makes," <br /> <br />She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway. <br /> <br />He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 333 reel and 10 lb. <br />test line... It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's $20.00." <br /> <br />She says, "It is amazing that you can tell all that just by the <br />sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking <br />for, so I'll take i t." <br /> <br />He walks behind the counter to the register, she bends down to get <br />her purse and accidentally farts. At <br />first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he <br />could tell it was her. Being blind, he <br />wouldn't know that she was the only person around. <br /> <br />He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50." <br /> <br />She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" <br /> <br />He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is <br />$3.00, and the catfish stink bait is <br />$2.50. And thank you for shopping Walmart.
