Mick Woods purchases a package of cooked ham made by British food processor H.R. Hargreaves & Son. After reviewing the complete list of ingredients, which includes "dog shjt," he loses his appetite.
Hargreaves fires the employee responsible for the prank and begins a recall of the mislabeled packages.
The Heart Attack Grill in Tempe, Ariz., introduces the Quadruple Bypass Burger, featuring 2 pounds of beef, four layers of cheese, 12 slices of bacon, and 8,000 calories.
As a side dish: Flatliner Fries, cooked in lard. A Triple Bypass is also available. d
