Warning to all dog owners

gonfishn

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Local Police have issued a warning to keep your dogs inside...A kitty sniper is in your area and you should avoid any confrontation with this armed and dangerous feline....... <br /><br />
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gonfishn

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Re: Warning to all dog owners

Just in...rumor has it that this is the same feline that guards JBs hideout....
 

bubbakat

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Re: Warning to all dog owners

you have entirely to much free time on your hands<br />
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eurolarva

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Re: Warning to all dog owners

Hey Muskie. YOu found my bidding partner on ebay. So did the two of you steal that lower unit from me. How many cat toys did it take to convert the kitty
 

Homerr

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Re: Warning to all dog owners

Rumor has it...The local ground hogs starting moving their troops to counter-act the kitty snipers...<br /><br />
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GodsBeast

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Re: Warning to all dog owners

Where do you guys find this stuff? Funny :D
 

snapperbait

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Good kitty... :D I'm a little worried about the ground hogs ... :eek:
 

OBJ

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Re: Warning to all dog owners

There goes another Bud Longneck all over the monitor!!!! :D :D :D <br /><br />The groundhog was to much!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!
 

Ralph 123

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OBJ, go to your profile, signature and put this in for your singature:<br /><br />
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ByteWalker

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Re: Warning to all dog owners

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aspeck

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Re: Warning to all dog owners

Groundhog terrorists! Let's get 'em where they live before they can get us! How many billion can we get appropriated to to wipe out this dreaded new terrorist group? I will do my part for the safety of the country, I have seen 'em amassing in my back yard. This evening will be their last day on earth - can anyone say .223 or .220 Swift
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? I hope their spys don't read this, or I am done!
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SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Warning to all dog owners

Don't want to spoil everyone's jump on the kill the groundhog bandwagon, but after close inspection, it turns out not to be a groundhog after all, but a squirell. :eek: <br /><br />And BTW, ByteWalker, this is not the funny pages, they are in the Sunday Paper. :p <br /><br />J/K ByteWalker before you have one of them women fits. :)
 

aspeck

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Re: Warning to all dog owners

Okay, SBN, we will take out the squirrels after the groundhogs! I am just in the mood to hunt - weather is cooling off, leaves are falling, and the deer are running - 2 nice 8 points and a little 6 - across the yard. Just love the smell of fall in the air!
 

neumanns

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Re: Warning to all dog owners

Sbn... You are correct that is a squirrel, however according to the GIS (grounhog intelegence service) they are working closley with the SFF (squirell fredom fighters) to train there troops. This Photo was allegedly taken at one of there top secret training grounds. As it turns out the squirrls and the groundhogs have a common intrests in eliminating the KTG (kitty terrorist group). It is also rumoured the DTCS (dog toilet cleaning service) is funding the effort.
 
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