SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Water Sports"<br /><br />A young man and woman met, fell in love at first<br />sight and decided to get married immediately.<br />Because they had known each other for only a<br />short time, they agreed not to talk about their<br />past history.<br /><br />On their honeymoon, they stopped at a motel<br />with a swimming pool, put on their swim suits<br />and went to the pool. The husband climbed to<br />the top of the high diving board and proceeded<br />to execute one fantastic dive after another. The<br />other motel guests at the pool cheered and<br />applauded his outstanding performance. Although<br />they had agreed not to discuss the past, he<br />confessed to his bride he once had been an<br />Olympic diving champ.<br /><br />After a few moments, his wife stood up, walked<br />to the edge of the pool, dived in and knifed through the water like a shark. Reaching the other side of the pool, she sprang from the water, turned around, dived back into the water and swam to the other side in just a few seconds. <br />She repeated this behavior for about five minutes before she finally stopped and sat down beside her husband. <br />He was absolutely astounded by this incredible<br />performance and said,<br /><br />"Although we agreed not to talk about the past,<br />I just have to know where you learned to swim<br />like that!"<br /><br />"It's very simple. I once was a hooker in Venice, Italy." 
