SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Medical Advice"<br /><br />MellowYellowwas at my computer adjusting<br />some settings so I took the opportunity to ask<br />him a question.<br /><br />"With all this stuff going around, how do I know if<br />I have a virus?"<br /><br />He kept working, but without missing a beat he said,<br />. . . "It will burn when you pee."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Heart Surgeon"<br /><br />Flahthead was removing a cylinder head from the<br />motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart<br />surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for<br />the service manager to come take a look at his bike.<br /><br />Flahthead shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc,<br />do you mind if I ask you a question?"<br /><br />The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to<br />Flahthead working on the motorcycle.<br /><br />Flahthead straightened up, wiped his hands on a<br />rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I also can<br />open it up, take valves out, fix them, and put in new<br />parts and when I finish this will work just like a new<br />one. So how come I get a pittance and you get the<br />really big money; when you and I are doing basically<br />the same work?"<br /><br />The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and<br />whispered to Flahthead, "Try doing the job while<br />the motor is running!"<br />__________________________________________________<br />"What's It Called?"(not what you think)<br /><br />Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother<br />for a few days. He'd been playing outside for<br />a while when he came into the house and asked<br />her, "Grandma, what is it called when people<br />are sleeping on top of each other?"<br /><br />She was a little taken aback, but decided to<br />tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse,<br />darling."<br /><br />Little Johnny just said, "OK" and went back<br />outside to play.<br /><br />A few minutes later he came back in and said<br />angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual<br />intercourse! It's called bunk beds!" 
