SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Laundry"<br /><br />One day my housework-challenged husband<br />decided to wash his sweatshirt.<br /><br />Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,<br />he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the<br />washing machine?"<br /><br />"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your<br />shirt?"<br /><br />He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."<br />Yea get the sign. 
<br />_________________________________________________<br />"Wishes"<br /><br />A man and his wife, now in their 60s, were celebrating<br />their 40th wedding anniversary.<br /><br />On their special day a good fairy came to them and<br />said that because they had been such a devoted<br />couple she would grant each of them a very special<br />wish.<br /><br />The wife wished for a trip around the world with her<br />husband.<br /><br />Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets<br />in her hands.<br /><br />The man wished for a female companion 30 years<br />younger...<br /><br />Whoosh... immediately he turned ninety!!!<br />
<br />_________________________________________________<br />"Wishes"<br /><br />A man and his wife, now in their 60s, were celebrating<br />their 40th wedding anniversary.<br /><br />On their special day a good fairy came to them and<br />said that because they had been such a devoted<br />couple she would grant each of them a very special<br />wish.<br /><br />The wife wished for a trip around the world with her<br />husband.<br /><br />Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets<br />in her hands.<br /><br />The man wished for a female companion 30 years<br />younger...<br /><br />Whoosh... immediately he turned ninety!!!<br /> 