SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Government Office Rules" <br /> <br /> 1) If it rings, put it on hold. <br /> <br /> 2) If it clanks, call the repairman. <br /> <br /> 3) If it whistles, ignore it. <br /> <br /> 4) If it's a friend, take a break. <br /> <br /> 5) If it's the boss, look busy. <br /> <br /> 6) If it talks, take notes. <br /> <br /> 7) If it's handwritten, type it. <br /> <br /> 8 If it's typed, copy it. <br /> <br /> 9) If it's copied, file it. <br /> <br />10) If it's Friday, forget it! <br />____________________________________________________ <br />"Man's Best Friend.... A Lawyer" <br /> <br />A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and <br />says, "I've got good news, and bad news for you.. " <br /> <br />The prisoner says. " Okay. What's the bad news? " <br /> <br />"The bad news is that the Governor won't issue a <br />stay of your execution...you go to the chair at 7 PM <br />tonight." <br /> <br />" Oh, that's horrible. What possibly could be the <br />good news ?" <br /> <br />"The good news is that I got your voltage reduced!"