SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Church Bells"<br /><br />On hearing that her elderly grandfather had<br />passed away, Jenny rushed to her grandmother's<br />side. When she asked the particulars of her<br />grandfather's death, her grandmother explained,<br />"He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday<br />morning."<br /><br />Horrified, Jenny suggested sex at age 94 was<br />surely asking for trouble. "Oh, no," her grandmother<br />replied, "We had sex every Sunday morning, in<br />time with the church bells - in with the dings and<br />out with the dongs."<br /><br />She paused and wiped away a tear. "If it hadn't<br />been for that ice cream truck going past, he'd still<br />be alive." 
<br />__________________________________________________<br />"The Mourning After"<br /><br />A man is calling on his best friend Morris to<br />pay a condolence call the day after the friend's<br />wife has died.<br /><br />When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer,<br />so he decides to go in and see if everything is all<br />right. Upon entering the house, the man discovers<br />his friend in the living room having his way with<br />the maid.<br /><br />"Morris", says the man, "Your wife just died<br />yesterday!!"<br /><br />His friend looks up and says, "In all this grief, do<br />you think I know what I'm doing?"
<br />__________________________________________________<br />"The Mourning After"<br /><br />A man is calling on his best friend Morris to<br />pay a condolence call the day after the friend's<br />wife has died.<br /><br />When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer,<br />so he decides to go in and see if everything is all<br />right. Upon entering the house, the man discovers<br />his friend in the living room having his way with<br />the maid.<br /><br />"Morris", says the man, "Your wife just died<br />yesterday!!"<br /><br />His friend looks up and says, "In all this grief, do<br />you think I know what I'm doing?"