Wednesday Funny(PMS)

SpinnerBait_Nut

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"PMS Advice"<br /><br />Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there<br />are days in the month when all a man has<br />to do is open his mouth and he takes his life<br />in his hands. This is a handy guide as a<br />discussion tool or simply print it out and give<br />it to your loved one to keep in his wallet...<br /><br />DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?<br />SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?<br />SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?<br /><br />DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?<br />SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.<br />SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!<br /><br />DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?<br />SAFER: Could we be overreacting?<br />SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.<br /><br />DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?<br />SAFER: You know, I've got lots of apples left.<br />SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?<br /><br />DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?<br />SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.<br />SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.<br />__________________________________________________<br />"10 Commandments"<br /><br />When God offered his tablet of commandments<br />to the world. He first approached the Italians.<br /><br />"What commandments do you offer?" they said.<br />He answered, "Thou shalt not kill." The Italians<br />said, "Sorry, we are not interested."<br /><br />Next He offered it to the Romanians. "What<br />commandments do you offer?" they said. He<br />answered, "Thou shalt not steal." The Romanians<br />said, "Sorry, we are not interested."<br /><br />Next He offered them to the French. "What<br />commandments do you offer?" they asked.<br />"Thou shalt not covet they neighbors wife."<br />"Sorry we are not interested," said the French.<br /><br />Finally, He approached the Jews. "How much?"<br />they asked. "It's free," G-d answered.<br /><br />"We'll take ten of them!"<br />__________________________________________________<br />MOTHER: "What did Father say when he learned you're<br />pregnant?"<br /><br />DAUGHTER: "Shall I leave out the profanity?"<br /><br />MOTHER: "Yes, of course!"<br /><br />DAUGHTER: "Nothing."<br />__________________________________________________<br />The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the<br />things around the house that he used to do. When the<br />examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take<br />it. Tell me in plain English what's wrong with me."<br /><br />"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just<br />lazy."<br /><br />"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so<br />I can tell my wife."<br /> :D
 

cotterman

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Re: Wednesday Funny(PMS)

dangerous<br />safer<br />safest<br /><br />nothing is for sure!! :eek: <br /><br />PMS punish my spouse
 

JGREGORY

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Re: Wednesday Funny(PMS)

But what happens when Men-o-pause hits. There is no safest. :eek:
 
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