SpinnerBait_Nut
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"REAL DMV Answers"<br /><br />The following are a sampling of REAL<br />answers received on exams given by the<br />California Department of Transportation's<br />driving school<br /><br />Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is<br />crossing the road?<br />A: What for? He can't see my license plate.<br /><br />Q: Who has the right of way when four cars<br />approach a four-way stop at the same time?<br />A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the<br />bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."<br /><br />Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?<br />A: Your car.<br /><br />Q: What problems would you face if you were<br />arrested for drunk driving?<br />A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.<br /><br />Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle<br />if you could no longer drive lawfully?<br />A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.<br /><br />Q: What are some points to remember when<br />passing or being passed?<br />A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she<br />is cute.<br /><br />Q: What is the difference between a flashing<br />red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?<br />A: The color.<br /><br />Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?<br />A: Heavy psychedelics.
