SpinnerBait_Nut
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"The Honeymoon's Over"<br /><br />Wife: Oh, come on.<br />Husband: Leave me alone!<br /><br />Wife: It won't take long.<br />Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.<br /><br />Wife: I can't sleep without it.<br />Husband: Why do you think of things like this in<br />the middle of the night?<br /><br />Wife: Because I'm Hot.<br />Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.<br /><br />Wife: If you love me, I wouldn't have to beg you.<br />Husband: If you love me, you'd be more considerate.<br /><br />Wife: You don't love me anymore.<br />Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.<br /><br />Wife: (Sob-Sob)<br />Husband: All right, I'll do it.<br /><br />Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?<br />Husband: I can't find it.<br /><br />Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!<br />Husband: There! Are you satisfied?<br /><br />Wife: Oh, yes, honey.<br />Husband: Is it up far enough?<br /><br />Wife: Oh, that's fine.<br />Husband: Now, go to bed and from now on,<br />when you want the window open, do it yourself!<br />GOTCHA 
<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Small Airline"<br /><br />It was mealtime during a trip on a small airline<br />in the Northwest.<br /><br />"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant<br />asked the man seated in coach.<br /><br />"What are my choices?" he asked.<br /><br />"Yes or no," she replied.<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Newlyweds's Coffee"<br /><br />As Barb was getting to know David and his<br />family, she was very impressed by how much<br />his parents loved each other. "They're so<br />thoughtful," Barb said. "Why, your dad even<br />brings your mom a cup of hot coffee in bed<br />every morning."<br /><br />After a time, Barb and David were engaged,<br />and then married. On the way from the wedding<br />to the reception, Barb again remarked on David's<br />loving parents, and even the coffee in bed. "Tell<br />me," she said, "does it run in the family?"<br /><br />"It sure does," replied David. "And I take after<br />my mom."<br />
<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Small Airline"<br /><br />It was mealtime during a trip on a small airline<br />in the Northwest.<br /><br />"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant<br />asked the man seated in coach.<br /><br />"What are my choices?" he asked.<br /><br />"Yes or no," she replied.<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Newlyweds's Coffee"<br /><br />As Barb was getting to know David and his<br />family, she was very impressed by how much<br />his parents loved each other. "They're so<br />thoughtful," Barb said. "Why, your dad even<br />brings your mom a cup of hot coffee in bed<br />every morning."<br /><br />After a time, Barb and David were engaged,<br />and then married. On the way from the wedding<br />to the reception, Barb again remarked on David's<br />loving parents, and even the coffee in bed. "Tell<br />me," she said, "does it run in the family?"<br /><br />"It sure does," replied David. "And I take after<br />my mom."<br /> 